Total Medals Earned: 929 (From 194 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,030 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/90 points)
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Turn on the Heating in under one minute.
Turn on the Heating in under 40 seconds.
Turn on the Heating in under 30 seconds.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/220 points)
Welcome to Beamsy's Dreams!
Complete stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete stage 3
Try out Bimsy's Remix
Try out Beamsy's Hell
Score 25 points on stage 1
Score 30 points on stage 2
Score 35 points on stage 3
Score 50 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 100 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 38 points on Beamsy's Hell
Slow the game down a whoooole lot.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/270 points)
1 Easy Score
5 Easy Score
10 Easy Score
1 Hard Score
5 Hard Score
10 Hard Score
25 Easy Score
25 Hard Score
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.